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July 25, 2002
Reasons I Don't Go Out (#347 in a series)
Actually, I've lost count. Usually, the notes are illegible the following morning.
- If anyone tells you MD 20/20 Banana Red isn't as nasty as you'd think, they a damn lie and they are not your friend.
- Random 16-year-olds get huffy, in the way that only teenage girls can, when you tap them on the shoulder and politely ask that they stop grinding their hips into you.
I mean, really, how are you supposed to respond to that sort of thing? "What, did you not notice me back here?" "Pardon me, but apparently you're unaware of the actual size of your ass?" "Excuse me, but I think you're violating this state's statutory rape laws?"
Boys are useless. I ask for advice, and they just say these are the kinds of problems you want to have.
No. They're really not.
Posted by Aaron at July 25, 2002 08:12 PM
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