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August 05, 2002

On clitoral extension in female bodybuilders

Sorry about the title. Getting visits from the wrong side of the tracks, and figure they should know up-front that they're not going to like it here.

That's the ones who don't just see the site name and decide to stay away. That used to bother me (leading to the rotating cognitive dissonance-inducing fansite names), but at this point I'm thinking it helps screen out the morons. And that's a Good Thing.

Apparently, being black is convenient. It allows me to make baseless accusations of racism, claim victimhood status, and gives me preferential treatment by police fearful of baseless accusations of racial profiling.

And now that all the black people have recovered from the laughing fit. . .

Seriously, that's an incredibly stupid thing to say, unless you're actively trying to move to the very top of the shitlist. Best comparison is telling a woman you've just met, and who just very hesitantly mentioned getting breast reduction surgery due to backaches, the impossibility of finding clothes that hang properly, and unwanted attention from idiots, that if you had big ol' tittys like that you'd never leave home.

I dunno, maybe some people want to move to the top of the shitlist. . .

Oh, one more thing:

What are the potential health consequences of steroid abuse?

Health consequences associated with anabolic steroid abuse include:

  • Hormonal system disruptions. Reduced sperm production, shrinking testicles, impotence, and irreversible breast enlargement in boys and men. Decreased body fat and breast size, deepening of the voice, growth of excessive body hair, and clitoral enlargement in girls and women.

I don't make stuff up.

Update: Oh, what the hell:

bill collector called today
shove
IRS is on my pay
shove
my boss says i should comb my hair
shove
my father think's that i'm nowhere

get out of my way or i might shove
get out of my way or i'm gonna shove

landlord doesn't like my dog
shove
my eyes are burning from the smog
shove
the neighbors say i jam too loud
shove
America thinks it should be proud

get out of my way or i might shove
get out of my way or i'm gonna shove

some guy just pinched my ass
shove
drunken bums ain't go no class
shove
the club says we won't get paid
shove
it's been months since i've been laid
get out of my way or i might shove
get out of my way or i'm gonna shove

cover Shove, by L7 (the official site seems to be down), from let's call it the Tank Girl soundtrack.

Something else I won't be parting with. Come on, I've got to have something crap in here that I won't miss. . .

Posted by Aaron at August 5, 2002 12:22 PM

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