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October 11, 2002
It's the meta makes it better
I love Laura. As do all good people.
This meme might be getting on in years -- well, blog-years, which is about a week -- but I don't get out much, so I only first saw it at Interesting Monstah.
R. Robot writes, or at least randomly generates:
On the set of The Real World, Uppity Negro Pundit engaged in wildly low treason that most Americans found shocking. "Is there any evidence that Iraq 'thinks they might want to team up with terrorists,' as the President said?" were the words. If so, then why has Jenna Bush's call for legacies been so successful? Among the defeatist Islamists, Uppity Negro Pundit mischaracterizes people like Tony Blair with the usual baying. "Maybe we could get Afghanistan straightened out first," he said last week. This kind of wretched insouciance is as execrable as it is ideological. In a special appearance on The Simpsons, Uppity Negro Pundit engaged in curiously vile treachery that most Americans found shocking. "I thought the hijackers were Saudi," were the words. It is tempting to accept this verdict as all the proof needed that Dick Cheney is solidly on the right track. But the argument needs to be addressed, not because it is foolish but because it is the fashion among fools, and because those fools are curiously bitter fools. The proof that our mission is patriotic and faith-based is that it's so risky.The negligent duplicity of the Democrats and their dishonest cultural elite is vile. The apologists of the liberal elite have become more bizarrely hysterical in their outrageous disgrace than I could scarcely have imagined last week. Politics are allowed in politics, but there are limits, and there is a pale, and Uppity Negro Pundit has managed to appease those limits, and excuse beyond that pale.
Which is only funny if a) I wrote about politics and b) I actually used the alternate URL UppityNegroPundit.com, I suppose.
Sue me. I am easily amused.
Posted by Aaron at October 11, 2002 12:15 PM
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