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December 11, 2002
Wait, it gets better
First paragraph, A whole Lott of trouble, by Kathleen Parker, over at TownHall.com:
Just as I always suspected. Senate Republican leader Trent Lott isn't a Republican at all, but is really a Democrat. How else to explain his remarks at Strom Thurmond's 100th birthday party that have made the Republican Party look like what it swears it isn't - racist?
Okay, I lied. It doesn't.
Whatever he meant - and no one is rushing forth to explain - it was, er, spellbinding. Sort of like Yasser Arafat saying: "If only Hitler had survived, we wouldn't have had all these problems over all these years."
It gets worse.
No, no, I stick by my original theory. He's a Democrat, a plant programmed to say extraordinarily stupid things in order to burst the Republican Party's post-election bubble and provide the reverends Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton a full deck of race cards to play until kingdom come. There can't be any other explanation.
Again with the Jackson and Sharpton. Again with the increasingly-annoying-to-me phrase "race card."
It's like watching paint dry, watching the right try to spin their way out of this..
Only, you know, without the entertaiment or educational value.
Is the Arafat comment close enough for Godwin's Law to take effect? Please?
Posted by Aaron at December 11, 2002 03:46 PM
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