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November 14, 2003

Flashback Friday: Again with the great minds thing

And again, I'm not sure what the excuse is here.

Atrios quotes Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead, then mentions that Jim Henley beat him to it back on March 19, 2003.

Amateurs.

From August 03, 2002:

GUIL (quietly): Where we went wrong was getting on a boat. We can move, of course, change direction, rattle about, but our movement is contained within a larger one that carries us along as inexorably as the wind and current. . .

ROS: They had it in for us, didn't they? Right from the beginning. Who'd have thought that we were so important?

GUIL: But why? Was it all for this? Who are we that so much should converge on our little deaths? (In anguish to the PLAYER:) Who are we?

PLAYER: You are Rosencrantz and Guildenstern. That's enough.

GUIL: No — it is not enough. To be told so little — to such an end — and still, finally, to be denied an explanation ——

PLAYER: In our experience, most things end in death.

GUIL (fear, vengeance, scorn): Your experience! — Actors!

He snatches a dagger from the PLAYER's belt and holds the point at the PLAYER's throat; the PLAYER backs and GUIL advances, speaking more quietly.

I'm talking about death — and you've never experienced that. And you cannot act it. You die a thousand casual deaths — with none of that intensity which squeezes out life . . . and no blood runs cold anywhere. Because even as you die you know that you will come back in a different hat. But no one gets up after death — there is no applause — there is only silence and some second-hand clothes, and that's — death ——

And he pushes the blade in up to the hilt. The PLAYER stands with huge, terrible eyes, clutches at the wound as the blade withdraws; he makes small weeping sounds and falls to his knees, and then right down.

While he is dying, GUIL, nervous, high, almost hysterical, wheels on the TRAGEDIANS—

If we have a destiny, then so had he — and if this is ours, then that was his — and if there are no explanations for us, then let there be none for him ——

The TRAGEDIANS watch the PLAYER die; they watch with some interest. The PLAYER finally lies still. A short moment of silence. Then the TRAGEDIANS start to applaud with genuine admiration. The PLAYER stands up, brushing himself down.

PLAYER (modestly): Oh, come, come, gentlemen — no flattery — it was merely competent ——

The TRAGEDIANS are still congratulating him. The PLAYER approaches GUIL, who stands rooted, holding the dagger.

PLAYER: What did you think? (Pause.) You see, it is the kind they do believe in — it's what is expected.

He holds out his hand for the dagger. GUIL, slowly, puts the point of the dagger on to the PLAYER's hand, and pushes. . . the blade slides back into the handle. The PLAYER smiles, reclaims the dagger.

For a moment you thought I'd — cheated.

ROS relieves his own tension with loud nervy laughter.

ROS: Oh, very good! Very good! Took me in completely — didn't he take you in completely — (claps his hands) Encore! Encore!

PLAYER (activated, arms spread, the professional): Deaths for all ages and occasions! Deaths by suspension, convulsion, consumption, incision, execution, asphyxiation and malnutrition —! Climactic carnage, by poison and by steel —! Double deaths by duel —! Show! —

ALFRED still in his Queen's costume, dies by poison; the PLAYER, with rapier, kills "KING" and duels with a fourth TRAGEDIAN, inflicting and receiving a wound. The two remaining TRAGEDIANS, the two "SPIES" dressed in the same coats as ROS and GUIL, are stabbed, as before.
And light is fading over the deaths which take place right upstage.

(Dying amid the dying — tragically; romantically.) So there's an end to that — it's commonplace; light goes with life, and in the winter of your years the dark comes early. . .

GUIL (tired, drained, but still an edge of impatience; over the mime): No. . . no. . . not for us, not like that. Dying is not romantic, and death is not a game which will soon be over. . . Death is not anything. . . death is not. . . It's the absence of presence, nothing more. . . the endless time of never coming back. . . a gap you can't see, and when the wind blows through it, it makes no sound. . .

The light has gone upstage. Only GUIL and ROS are visible as ROS's clapping falters to silence.

Small pause.

ROS: That's it, then, is it?

No answer. He looks out front.

Small pause.

The sun's going down. Or the earth's coming up, as the fashionable theory has it.

Pause.

What was it all about? When did it begin?

Pause. No answer.

Couldn't we just stay put? I mean no one is going to come on and drag us off. . . They'll just have to wait. We're still young. . . fit. . . we've got years. . .

Pause. No answer.

(A cry.) We've done nothing wrong! We didn't harm anyone. Did we?

GUIL: I can't remember.

ROS pulls himself together.

ROS: All right, then. I don't care. I've had enough. To tell you the truth, I'm relieved.

And he disappears from view. GUIL does not notice.

GUIL: Our names shouted in a certain dawn. . . a message. . . a summons. . . There must have been a moment, at the beginning, where we could have said —no. But somehow we missed it. (He looks round and sees he is alone.)

Rosen—?
Guil—?

He gathers himself.

Well, we'll know better next time. Now you see me, now you — (and disappears).

Immediately the whole stage is lit up, revealing, upstage, arranged in the approximate positions last held by the dead TRAGEDIANS, the tableau of court and corpses which is the last scene of Hamlet.

That is: The KING, QUEEN, LAERTES and HAMLET, all dead. HORATIO holds HAMLET. FORTINBAS is there.

So are two AMBASSADORS from England.

AMBASSADOR: The sight is dismal;
and our affairs from England come too late.
The ears are senseless that should give us hearing
to tell him his commandment is fulfilled,
that Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead.

That entry links to an earlier one, which features an extended quote from Brazil, also by Tom Stoppard, and also apropos for our current troubled times.

                          INTERVIEWER
               Do you think that the government is
               winning the battle against
               terrorists?

                           HELPMANN
               On yes. Our morale is much higher
               than theirs, we're fielding all their
               strokes, running a lot of them out,
               and pretty consistently knocking them
               for six. I'd say they're nearly out
               of the game.

                          INTERVIEWER
               But the bombing campaign is now in
               its thirteenth year ...

                           HELPMANN
               Beginner's luck.

Which text was shamelessly ripped off from http://www.trond.com/brazil/. The R&GaD bit was typed in one day when I was very, very bored. . .

Update: Oh, and the comments feature an oddly civil conversation between me and Jeff from Protein Wisdom. And me plugging Urusei Yatsura 2: Beautiful Dreamer as one of the greatest films ever made.

I was doing better drugs back then.

Posted by Aaron at November 14, 2003 11:44 AM

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