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February 01, 2004
Black History Month: Yolanda, I thought you were gonna be cool.
When you yell at me, it makes me nervous. When I get nervous, I get scared. And when motherfuckers get scared, that's when motherfuckers get accidentally shot.
From Pulp Fiction, natch. Still ain't seen Kill Bill Vol. 1, but I really ain't that much of a Tarantino fan, to be honest.
Quoted this before, but it always bears repeating:
There's this passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. “The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.”I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or is could by you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin, Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.
I am trying. Honest. But it's some mother fuckers too stupid to appreciate shit.
Case in point, Amish Tech Support:
Are you a gay supporter of the Palestinians?
I know, I know... it's highly unlikely any of you are mincing about this site. Probably drove you all off within the first week or so.
But if you're still here, well, take this simple quiz.
If you don't change your mind about that whole Palestinian thing, fuck off, fag. Go to Hell and hang yourself with a rainbow-colored rope for all I care.
If you do change your mind, well, it's about goddamned time. Welcome to Reality. Have some pie.
From an entry with the title, "Quiz For Gays". I'm guessing lesbians are included in that, or perhaps they don't exist again. Or only exist in the form of drunk straight girls unconvincingly acting out straight male fantasies of hot girl-on-girl action. Don't know, not feeling up to asking the dumb mother fucker what the fuck he's talking about.
(I've been told that only people with limited vocabularies use profanity. To which I ask, "Who the fuck told you that shit, asshole?")
Now, I could direct his dumb ass to GayMiddleEast.com: Palestine. Or even suggest that it's possible for a woman to be Palestinian, lesbian, Muslim and wear the hejab by choice. But that might break his little white boy brain.
I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt, and guessing he has a brain, and just don't use it much.
"Mincing." Fucking Christ. Is it really illegal to just kill mother fuckers like that for being too stupid to live?
Can't remember if I linked the artbomb.net review of Marjane Satrapi's Persepolis, but it don't hurt to do it again if I did:
In this age of the "axis of evil" and epidemic demagoguery more dangerous than SARS, PERSEPOLIS is a perspective restorative, a reminder of our shared humanity. And damn fine picture books, it turns out, are a universal language, too.
Do I even want to know what the right wingers made of the book?
Posted by Aaron at February 1, 2004 09:31 AM
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