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May 25, 2004
"I couldn't wait to get to tear their shit up old skool."
So much wrongness. There seems no end to the wrongness. And if a picture is worth a thousand words, there's several thousand bits of wrongness hither and yon.
To the East, there's Washington's Other W Twins, Wonkette and Washingtonienne.
Here on the Third Coast, no-cute-nickname Shylo Bisnett and Wendy McClure are American Girls Gone Wild:
We were on a mission to go to American Girl Place. Why? Because American Girl dolls are creepy. They're the most desperately aspirational little moppets that a parent can hope to buy for their young Dakota or Bayleigh. American Girl dolls cost approximately as much as an eighth of good weed, and you can expect to pay as much for their outfits as you do for your own at Old Navy.
Or you can read about Wendy's Seven Homeschooled Children, by clicking her name above. Or not. "Not" might be a better choice.
And out on the Left Coast, Pornblography has. . . right, that's just a link to the Warning page. Perhaps that's for the best.
Yes, this entry could be much, much better, but then you'd spend time here instead of hitting the links. Waste of your time, that. Aren't you curious which of them the title quote is from?
np: A review(ish) of the 1954 Godzilla on Morning Edition.
This weekend: The Gapers Block Memorial Day Gathering, Friday at 8 at Danny's Tavern. Not sure if I'm going or not. . .
Posted by Aaron at May 25, 2004 07:55 AM
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