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July 5, 2004

Hit the link and keep reading, I'm confident something he says will piss you off

Didn't mention that Warren Ellis has a new column, did I? It's linked in the sidebar; there are frames issues (and advertising considerations) involved in linking it directly, plus it'll be different for each installment. The current one plugs Tristan's show, which you probably missed on Saturday, but will have the chance to see next week, so you have no excuse. Because I'm using the "Vancouver is very far away" one myself, so get your own.

Today also brings us a new Brainpowered column at artbomb.net, titled Things Online That I Am Sick Of:

Blogs with the suffix -pundit in the title. These must all immediately be changed to -wankerinbasement. Not only is pundit just a horrible word with intimations of some barstool idiot with an uninformed opinion on everything, but, frankly, if they had any kind of useful take on anything, they'd have a real fucking job doing it.

No, that redirect doesn't work anymore, and yes, goneaway, you will pay for that one day. Unless I've already exacted my revenge and forgot about it, which is entirely possible. I make a very poor nemesis, as I have a terrible memory. . .

Which is why I haven't finished up that tour of every site in the links list -- you all forgot about that too, right? And you're just skimming this entry, and didn't notice I just reminded you of it? -- or done much evangelizing for WINKsite (or looked into updating via phone. . . or hacking the phone so I could attach a keyboard, as writing an entry on the numeric keypad would make me even more violently insane than I am already. . .) , and I'm probably going to forget to change the link to We Can't Tell Fantasy From Reality to the new domain/URI bitcheswithglitches.com. For which I apologize in advance.

Or after the fact.

Or something.

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May 25, 2004

Graphic in the extended entry

It's just a wee bit too wide to fit the current design, I'm afraid.

Towel Day - May 25th

A tribute to Douglas Adams
1952 - 2001

You sass that hoopy Douglas Adams? Now there's a frood who knew where his towel was. You are invited to join your fellow hitchhikers in mourning the loss of the late great one. Join in on towel day to show your appreciation for the humor and insight that Douglas Adams brought to all our lives.

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May 12, 2004

An obsessive focus on marginal pop culture to avoid dealing with current geopolitical events

Not that I need to justify not wanting to talk about beheadings, ethnic cleansing, and other unpleasant shit.

In a BAD SIGNAL list mailing thingee, Warren Ellis, he say:

The titles of the four Apparat books, along with the names of their illustrators, follow: Further information will be released next month.

Couldn't find an official web presence for the latter, sorry. Regular readers will recognize Carla Speed McNeil as the writer/illustrator of FINDER, which I really should take up reading again, and I'm pretty sure I bitterly regretted once mentioning/linking Laurenn McCubbin's XXX Live Nude Girls because I doubted the people searching for that and ending up here were really interested in a comic series by that name.

If you're looking for a stroke comic, it isn't one. Actually, if you're looking for a stroke comic, um, ick. Go away.

Of course, Apparat is being published by Avatar Press of beautiful Urbana, IL. In addition to the Ellis and the Alan Moore and the Antony Johnston,they do also bring the ick, but I thought I'd asked you to go away. . .

But wait! There's more!

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April 25, 2004

Baby got pain on tap

S'funny, I don't remember ordering the pain on tap last night. But there may be many parts of the evening I don't remember. . .

Best thing about the Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban trailer is, of course, the first thing: Alan Rickman. There needs to be a Severus Snape: Potions Instructor movie. Or tv series. Or something.

Not sure why I hadn't heard of Other Magazine until today, when I noticed a link at Bad Subjects. It's one of those dead-tree thingees, although some gods-I-hate-the-word "content" from the first two issues is up on the site. You can snag the current issue at Tower Records for $4 (instead of $5), or could a few weeks back, at any rate. Contributors include The Ubiquitous Hanne Blank (see also The Chicklit Challenge at Alternet [but from the current Utne], something else I stumbled on earlier while trying to sober wake up), Nalo Hopkinson, Cecilia Tan and America's Other Other Sweetheart Annalee Newitz. And, as they say, many, many more.

I'm annoyed to see that FreakMagnet.com has already been taken, as this was the proposed name of the dating site me, TranceJen and luvabeans were cooking up at Simon's. Bugger.

Well, I'm sure they're a nice band.

Considered driving up to Minneapolis tomorrow, realized that the current price of petrol makes this economically unfeasable at this juncture, and will instead probably be making the much shorter jaunt to beautiful Shampoo-Banana. Just to see if the place gives me flashbacks, or causes me to flee screaming. Best to avoid the parking lot where my old apartment building used to be to prevent the former, and stay the hell away from Kam's and C.O. Daniels to prevent the latter. Not so much of a problem, managed to not go into either of the hellholes during me undergrad years, and see no reason to start now. Besides, the idea of drinking holds no appeal whatsoever at the moment.

np: Shakira, Ojos Asi, Random MiniDisc mix of Randomness

March 26, 2004

From the Indigo Girls mailing list

More dates for the Perfect World Tour!

6/11 Boston / Fleet Pavilion
6/12 Hyannis / Cape Cod Melody Tent
6/13 Gilford, NH / Meadowbrook
6/14 Northampton, MA / Calvin Theatre
6/16 Portland, ME / Merrill Auditorium
6/17 Asbury Park, NJ / Starland Ballroom
6/18 Philadelphia / Mann Center
6/19 Columbia, MD / Merriweather Post Pavilion
6/21 Grand Rapids, MI / Meijer Gardens
6/22 Sterling Heights, MI / Freedom Hill
6/23 Indianapolis / Lawn White River Park
6/24 Cleveland / Tower City Amphitheatre
6/26 Atlanta / Chastain Park
6/27 Atlanta / Chastain Park

Items of possible interest to Michelle Jones in bold. Just because.

And of course, the latest Indigo Girls news can always be found at:
http://www.indigogirls.com/news.html

March 23, 2004

Something about HelloKittyTheBook.com

A link from George leads to Gen Kanai weblog: Hello Kitty, the interview which leads to Hello Kitty - The Remarkable Story. . . but the URL for the last link is HelloKittyTheBook.com, hence the title.

This website provides an introduction into the wonderful world of Kitty based on our research writing Hello Kitty: The Remarkable Story of Sanrio and the Billion Dollar Feline Phenomenon. We’ve included an interview with Hello Kitty’s chief designer, Yuko Yamaguchi, and will add others in the future. There are also links to some hilarious satirical sites.

Hilarity is in the eye of the beholder, of course.

From the Gen Kanai link up there:

  • Sanrio has over 425 characters other than Kitty-chan
  • 22,000 Hello Kitty products are on the market at any time.
  • Hello Kitty has a twin sister, "Minnie" (sp?) who has the bow in her hair on the other side.

And at some point I'll add something about Minnie being the evil mirror-universe Hello Kitty, and about how she'd have a beard if either of them had mouths, but just can't work up the energy now. Sorry.

Somewhere, there are people who have all 425+ characters' names, birth dates and blood types memorized.

I expect the warbloggers would say those people have no lives, but, y'know, pot, kettle, black. And the Sanrio fans might actually be intelligent, and have interesting things to say.

Why yes, I am still bitter about the fucking tourists. Oh, and naming no names? The sneering/scoffing/smirking shit?

Not on my site. I'd ask you to Grow the Fuck Up, but I'm getting tired of repeating that, so next time around we'll just go for the comment deletion and possible IP banning, ok? Thanks, you're a peach.

Want to know more? Try SANRIO Come On, Join Us!, the English section of the Sanrio.co.jp site. Oh sure, you could just go to Sanrio.com, but where's the fun in that?

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January 19, 2004

song for the day

Billy Bragg, still relevant:

Help save the youth of America
Help save the youth of the world
Help save the boys in uniform
Their mothers and their faithful girls

Listen to the voice of the soldier
Down in the killing zone
Talking about the cost of living
And the price of bringing him home

They're already shipping the body bags
Down by the Rio Grande
But you can fight for democracy at home
And not in some foreign land

November 28, 2003

Time Keeps On Slippin'

Some funky, funky reggae riddums courtesy of DK & Jack Dangers over at the Dub Lab

In the middle of a cyber cafe where young ones game and scream to their red bull amped up hearts content, a man with a G4 laptop in the shop with a broken logic board sits and contemplates his life.

Jessica Simpson's video is playing on TRL. Rolling Stone magazine called her Housewife of the year.

Oh My God. She just stole a scene directly out of *nsync's Dirty Pop video. I'm so mad about that.

Did I just say that aloud?

Hmmmm.

Better get my grown-man on.

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Village Creamery

This place has, among other flavors:

Ube - a Purle Yam flavor
Pumpkin Pie
Queso - Ice cream with Kraft Cheese slices mixed in
Cherry Vanilla - Vanilla with full cherries mixed in
Mango
Avacado
and about 40 other flavors.

Your asses need to go!

Almost forgot....I'm Redpac

P.S. Passport To Paris with the Olsen Twins is on ABCFamily right now!

November 25, 2003

And together we're. . . Wyld Stallions!

Oh, come on, you must have seen that one coming.

As the fam will be trapped together over Thanksgiving, and god forbid we actually talk to each other, I'm looking for movie recommendations. Things the entire family can enjoy.

Meaning I'll be putting off my rental/viewing of Antonia's Line for a bit, I think.

Actually, since it's probably just my moms and two sisters, maybe that one would work. . .

So. Seen any good movies lately, that are out on video?

np: A Love Before Time, CoCo Lee, CTHD soundtrack

November 17, 2003

While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut, and pour lemon juice on it

In other news, the new Tori Amos cd will be out tomorrow. I remember standing in line at a record store at midnight to get Under the Pink back in the day. Um, because my younger sister insisted she was going, and I didn't want her wandering around the wilds of Shampoo-Banana unescorted. Yes, that will do.

Not so much with the crazed fan behavior these days, but guess I'll pick up a copy.

Mind you, I still haven't heard all of this:

And here I stand with this sword in my hand

And that's probably for the best.

There was some single or something I ordered from Newbury Comics, but damned if I can remember what it was. Hope I kept the longbox the cd came in; apparently you can sell these for Tall Yanqui Dollars on eBay.

No, not the cds. The longboxes.

Humanity, faith in, rapidly decreasing to zero.

Update: Meh.



What's a little crazed fan behaviour between friends?

November 7, 2003

Evil lurks in his heart

I am a horrible person:
I laugh at fat kids running. I ripped Luke Perry's movie 8 Seconds to his face in front of a room full of comic geeks. I just called people I don't know comic geeks. I tell my girlfriend's sister what naughty things I do to her...while I'm at work with the sister...in front of the other co-workers. I program 10 or more plays of Hava Nagela on the jukebox before I leave the local bar (it's the bar's fault for putting it in there anyway). I beat my roommate with soft foam hockey pucks and an inflatable mallet. I've taken vegans to Outback Steakhouse.

None of these things however come close to the horror perpetrated by Pledge Jones. He's the devil. Evil courses through every bone in his body. This is a man who set fire to an old folks home. This is a man who stole somebody's crutches as they walked down a hill and laughed as they tumbled after. This is a man who, when approached for spare change by the homeless, has screamed at them, "There are shelters for that!" This is man who has released a tear gas canister in a church.

For these reasons and countless more I hate him. I truly do.

Thank you for your time.

Guest Who? A quick read by thebrotherlove

*bows to the audience and takes the mic*

Just completed Getting Mother's Body which I thoroughly enjoyed although Suzan-Lori Parks wrapped up the story too neatly for my taste; I don't trust endings that are too neat.

Of course, I'm referring to the audio version of the book. A brother like me doesn't have time to actually sit down and read a whole novel, you know. Looking forward to The Matrix era when I can jack into my favorite novel and digest it in 60 seconds flat. It would behoove you not to take that last sentence out of context.

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November 10, 2002

Attention conservation notice

Old white guy expresses disgust with nigger/jungle/black music. You can dig up a comparable article about blues, or jazz, or R&B, or rock, and with a quick global search and replace get the exact same column. If it weren't for the contemporary reference to the snipers, I'd swear that's what Bob Levey did with this:

If you're new to this column, you've missed my many rants about this form of musical expression. My major complaint: It isn't music. My second: It isn't expression. My third: It's amazingly vulgar. Not to mention juvenile, sexist and misogynistic.

Rap is a litany of half-formed thoughts, laid over half-formed percussion. You can't hum it or dance to it. Half the time, you can't understand it.

In 20 years, do you think there'll be a radio format called Golden Oldie Rap of the '80s and '90s? No chance, because the stuff isn't singable or memorable.

No sense mentioning that classic rap shows already exist, I suppose. Why let facts get in the way.

He works for the Washington Post. I expect he has many black friends who work there. Might surprise them to find out they're his friends, true. . .

Is NaNoWriMo'ing a word?

Jason, who doesn't hold his liquor nearly as well as kd, fairly recently asked about favorite songs, and why they rated. Dunno why I'm in a Cowboy Junkies mood today:

He left his dead in the cottonwood trees
the ground grown too hard with the years
Falling down was not what it used to be
the ground grown too hard with the years

He told his children those little white lies
the truth would only paralyze them
He told himself those little white lies
the truth would only paralyze him

Lay it down, lay it down

He sold most of what he cherished,
the rest he let them steal
Shot his dog out in the open field,
the rest he let them steal

He broke all of his promises,
under a sea green sky
They never thought to ask him why,
under a sea green sky

Lay it down, lay it down

Please bury me in the cottonwood trees
the ground grown too cold for me
Going to sleep tonight in a warm feather bed
the ground grown too cold for me

Lay it down, lay it down

Might be Margot Timmins' phrasing, which glides gently all over the place carrying the melody. It might be the way the band gives the rhythm room to grow on you. Or it's just warm and overcast.

Michelle claims unjustifiably to be ancient because of her radio presets. Which reminds me that I've got an entire set of Twin Cities presets I should change to something else at some point. Since there was already a set for Chicago, there's hardly any rush. And I might be driving around when I'm up there later this month.

You know, visiting people I didn't bother telling I was leaving and that sort of thing.

VASpider needs sleep. Linking to a guest commentary by Dinesh D'Souza in the National Review is not a good sign. Despite the fact that I just did the same thing. Well, she started it.

George is busy NaNoWriMo'ing. I didn't say I was going to do that, did I? Because I was lying through my teeth if I did. Hanne's effort looks good compared to mine, and she's grooving to the new Sigur Rós rather than. . .

Hang on, may have a new favorite song soon. Disregard this entry.

If anyone regards any of them.

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November 5, 2002

For Michelle and Belinda

Just because.

Permalink later today (on their site, if not here) for this morning's Morning Edition:

He's created dozens of classics, from "Folsom Prison Blues" to "Ring of Fire." More than 1,500 songs in 50 years, and Johnny Cash is still on the hunt for more. Tuesday on Morning Edition, host Bob Edwards talks to the legendary Johnny Cash.

I only caught the tail end of the interview. They played a bit of the U2 cover, if you like that sort of thing. And if you don't, there's something very wrong with you.

October 12, 2002

Neil says hi, by the way

I know, that gag has been done to Death. . .

My sister -- no, the one who doesn't write romance novels -- forwarded this from some Tori Amos mailing list or other.

We've just gotten a clip of "a sorta fairytale" and wanted YOU GUYS TO SEE IT FIRST. Take a look at Tori's breakthrough new video:
REAL: http://www.toriamos.com/video/asortoffairytalevid.ram
WINMED 56K: http://www.toriamos.com/video/asortoffairytalevid_56.asx
WINMED 100K: http://www.toriamos.com/video/asortoffairytalevid_100.asx
WINMED 300K: http://www.toriamos.com/video/asortoffairytalevid_300.asx
QuickTime: http://www.toriamos.com/video/asortoffairytalevid.mov

There are a number of other Death and Sandman Images I could have used for that first link, but liked that one the best. Rarely see anyone whose hair is even more out of control than mine. . .

October 3, 2002

We're All Negroes On This Blog

Not very good, but it does sort'a bring the quote full circle. By way of Tierra del Fuego and back into Armenia through the City of Emphysema.

Am a bit surprised Elayne didn't mention this. . .NPR : Firesign Theatre, Now Playing on NPR

For those whose dorm rooms rang with the voices on those albums through the late '60s and early '70s, Firesign Theatre needs no introduction. But for the uninitiated (and the younger): Meet Firesign Theatre, which isn't a theater at all. It's the four-man comedy troupe of Phil Austin, Phil Proctor, Peter Bergman and David Ossman (all of them born under astrological "fire signs").

Playing "Spot the Firesign Reference" was a drinking game for Milestone Comics. No, really.

Want to know more, or at least what the title refers to? See, Buddy Holly's mom was upset about him and The Crickets getting booked as a Black band, and. . . you know what? Look it up your damn self.

October 2, 2002

Why I make more money than Calvin Coolidge. . . put together!

Well, Laura might get that, anyway. . .

From The Onion A.V. Club | Video: Singin' In the Rain:

Singin In the Rain Set during film's awkward transition from silence to sound, Singin' stars [Gene] Kelly as a vaudevillian turned movie star whose successful series of films with Jean Hagen seems doomed to end with the arrival of sound; Hagen's abrasive, squeaky voice suddenly becomes a problem when audiences demand to hear as well as see their idols. Caught in the angry tide of shifting public tastes, the studio behind Kelly and Hagen's latest film decides to make it a sound picture and then a musical, and fresh-faced ingenue Debbie Reynolds is enlisted to overdub Hagen's lines. Escapism raised to the level of art, Singin' In The Rain inventively satirizes the illusions of the filmmaking process while celebrating their life-affirming joy. Half parody, half homage, the movie became the apex of the splashy MGM musical, while showcasing the collaborative possibilities of the studio system.

Links added here and there.

It's a nice film, if you're not opposed to the idea of musicals.This review doesn't mention Donald O'Connor at all, concentrating instead on the (co-) director, choreographer, screenwriter and songwriter(s), which I find odd since the only bits I remember distinctly are "Make 'em Laugh" and the sequence with [I Want to Live Like] Cyd Charisse. Hey, ho, funny old life.

Update: Is it bad that my reaction to this NY Daily News article:

Best Supporting Actress nominee Jean Hagen died in 1977 and Kelly in 1996, but those remaining remember the filming as if it were yesterday. "At first, Gene and I were stiff together," recalls Donald O'Connor, 77, who plays Kelly's best friend, Cosmo. "But then I found out that Gene had a sense of humor.

"One reason the picture is so good is that there was so much ad-libbing. We had scenes that were a little crazy. Gene liked that after awhile. In the beginning, he didn't know how to take me. Nobody knows how to take me at first."

Today's musicals don't appeal to Cyd Charisse, 81. "People who love musicals want great music and dancing," she believes. "Every time I've seen musicals recently, they've been on the dark side — 'Chicago,' 'Moulin Rouge.' And when I saw Stephen Sondheim's work on Broadway, I was disappointed. Everything was so dark."

was simply, "Cyd and Donald are still alive?"

[insert Dead or Canadian? joke here]

September 29, 2002

Ethereal Synthpop

That's not my description for once; it's from OUTBURN magazine, by way of ToneZone Records:

Flowers and Machines delivers a unique sound that can be best described as a blend of Euro electronic with neo-classical influences. The members: Ken Gerhard and Kat Jones are both accomplished artists/songwriters who have combined forces to create a distinctive sound rich in emotion and beautifully honest. Gerhard's deep baritone voice contrasts beautifully with the ethereally angelic touches of Jones creating a seldom seen intimacy with the audience.

There are a few (ok, two) of Flowers and Machines' songs available at MP3.com, which isn't completely useless after all.

Does me no good, as I'm in Windows with no sound card -- don't ask, just don't -- but the mix cd still plays fine. And I'm transfixed.

Even if it is up to Robbie Robertson now, because I am amazingly slow typist-cutter-paster guy.

Update: Well, first off, you should definitely hit the ToneZone Radio link; there's one on the Flowers and Machines page as well as the home page. The latter also links to Underground inc.:

A family of record labels working together to tear things apart. Underground Inc, founded by Martin Atkins industrial music icon and legendary drummer for Ministry, Killing Joke and PigFace. We are setting the pace others will follow, in the new era of digital music, video and performance art. ToneZone is now distributed by Caroline.

Scarlet Life/Karma Sutra/Pointy Teeth label DivaNation is also an affiliate, which explains the line-up(s) on the NOTES FROM THEE REAL UNDERGROUND compilation(s).

Sorry, I will 'splain. No, is too much, I will sum up: buy the cd, shut up, and dance.

Simple enough?

September 28, 2002

Upwards

Known about it for ages, but I never checked out npr : all songs considered before.

Signal to Noise from the CD, Up: On his first collection of new songs in ten years, Peter Gabriel explores death, depression, loneliness, loss and, ultimately, hope.

Not a single reason not to have done. New Peter Gabriel is always a good thing, and the presentation, although low-tech, is well assembled. And low-tech means those of us who couldn't install Flash 6 even if we wanted to aren't left out.

There's also a song from some guy whose name sounds familiar for some reason:

We get a lot of CDs at All Songs Considered from artists we've never heard of. Andy Stochansky is one of them, and we think you'll agree he's a great unknown.

You have two days left in the contest, if you're interested.

ChartAttack is thrilled to bring you an extra-special Andy Stochansky Five Star Motel Contest!

In honour of Andy's new release, entitled Five Star Motel, we're giving one lucky winner the chance to win a "Five Star Motel" prize package which includes a night for two in a Five Star Motel near you and dinner for two in your favourite local restaurant.

Five secondary prize winners will receive a copy of Andy Stochansky's new CD, Five Star Motel!

Draw date: September 30, 2002.

Fair warning to Michelle, though; he's Canadian. But I think he hides it well.

Update 9/29: Today on TheySun:

It's been 10 years since Peter Gabriel recorded a studio album. Up was released this past week on Real World Records. True to form, Up is a global production, recorded in Senegal, France, and aboard a boat on the Amazon.

Gabriel sat down last week with Liane Hansen for Weekend Edition Sunday to talk about what he's been doing for the past 10 years, about the new album, and about jamming with apes.

Well. . . I'm still not listening to Will Shortz. I'm not that much in their demographic, dammit.

September 26, 2002

Public Image, Ltd.

Noticed this on Slashdot, but only hit the link when it popped up on Boing Boing, for some reason:

NEWSARAMA.com | COMIC BOOK CHARACTERS AND THE PUBLIC DOMAIN

So - who owns the heroes of ABC/WildStorm's Terra Obscura? No one, everyone and DC. Kind of.

[. . .] The thing is, the characters weren't, or at least originally weren't the products of Moore's imagination - the heroes of Terra Obscura were, in fact, real comic characters published in the 1940s by Ned Pines under the Standard/Better/Nedor imprint(s). While the fact does little to change the story, it does raise a question or two. No, DC didn't quietly acquire another stable of comic characters as they had done with the Charlton characters in the late '80s by buying them outright - the Nedor characters are themselves in a unique position in terms of copyright: They are in the public domain, and can therefore be freely used by anyone.

The characters described in the story ended up in the public domain because the original publisher(s) are long gone, and they were never trademarked to begin with. The article uses this as a jumping-off point to discuss intellectual property and the extension of copyright by Disney & co., as well as the history of the comics industry. Not sure how it reads to someone with only a passing familiarity with the concepts involved -- I have the issues of Tom Strong the characters appeared in somewhere, which might help -- but you should get the idea.

Please don't ask about Miracleman as far as the whole ownership thing goes. It'll just make my head go 'splody, and I'm very slowly getting back into this. . .

F'r instance, not sure if I knew that Samuel R. Delany wrote the introduction to one of the collections:

Let me pause: [Neil] Gaiman is one of two writers (yes, the other is [Alan] Moore) who have done more to change the idea of what comics are and can be among that strange and anomalous group, serious and informed comic readers, than anyone since ... well, certainly since I started reading them in the 1940s. I've loved them since then; and in the 60s and 70s I was quick to say I thought you could do things in comics that could be done in no other medium; that as an esthetic form, comics were irreplaceable-not always that popular an opinion.

Links added here and there.

Only recently found out Delany wrote a few issues of Wonder Woman back in the 70s, but I get the feeling everyone involved wants to forget about that.

The current issue has a striking cover by Adam Hughes, with story and art by Phil Jimenez. Somebody should write about the obvious appeal of the character for gay men of color (Jimenez and Delany, although I'm not sure if two represents a trend, especially spread over a couple decades. . .), but it won't be me.

Ok, gimme a few minutes. . .

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September 19, 2002

Meanwhile, in Upper Sandusky, Ohio

See, I'd forgotten that Richard Howell (of Portia Prinz and Claypool Comics fame) had done the artwork for the Leather Goddesses of Phobos 3-D comic. Mind like a sieve, really.

Don't look at me, it's Lisa's fault; she's the one who mentioned old video games.Which would be easier to indicate if I had comments permalinks, yes. Shaddap.

Any road up, more info about the game, along with the game itself, available at latz.org. I think. Didn't try the link, because this would mean setting up a Z-Code Interpreter Program to play it, and that could take seconds. . .

If it's too difficult -- the game, not the install -- InvisiClues are your friends.

September 18, 2002

Kusama, Ruth

Right before shipping that copy of XPlora 1 (half.com is your friend, honest), I finally looked through the included book. Not booklet; there was a glossy little paperback that came with the disc, with musician bios, some making-of info and profiles of some of the artists whose work was included in Peter Gabriel's albums.

One of 'em was Yayoi Kusama:

"If it hadn't been for art, I'd have killed myself a long time ago." For Japanese artist Yayoi Kusama, art is therapy, a way of combating the psychological consequences of being "an unwanted child born of unloving parents." Born in 1929, it was during her childhood that Kusama began to experience "repetitive visions", images of multiplying dots that crowded her visual field and infested the spaces around her. These images became the polka dots and proliferating forms that have since recurred throughout her work, which she has called "psychosomatic art".

Remember seeing the "all artists are nuts" meme floating around a few weeks back. Struck me as too ubiquitous -- and too self-evident -- to bother commenting on. Still does, actually.

A self-confessedly "obsessional" artist, Kusama's creative output responds to the dictates of her stormy, unsettled psychology, one that is deeply suspicious of authority and patriarchy. Her compulsion to create has also led her to design clothes and write six novels. "Art," Kusama says, "is both a symptom and a cause for my obsession."

Well, at least it keeps her off the streets.

There's a portfolio of her work up at BOMB Magazine, apparently based on their Winter 1999 piece.

Yayoi Kusama's 1999 retrospective at the Museum of Modern Art brought her back to the public's eye after years of having been forgotten by the American artworld. Her revolutionary work is a confluence of painting, sculpture, performance, and installation, combining Pop, psychedelia, and her own obsessive-compulsive tendencies, through which she explores the themes of self-image, sexuality and infinity in continuous variations. Since 1973 she has lived in a mental institution in Japan, where she continues to make art which sparks inspiration for today's young artists.

Ok, not what I needed to hear. . .

The MOMA exhibition made it to the Walker, which I suppose I could visit more often. There's also an interview with her at artnet from around that time:

Kay Itoi: Do you feel the "Kusama renaissance" with all these shows was well overdue, or there is a good reason for it to happen now?

Yayoi Kusama: Yes to both. Nothing new is going on in the world of art now. You see that if you go to Whitney Museum or Guggenheim. That's why they find my art refreshing and began to reappreciate it. My work prefigured many art movements such as Pop art.

[. . .]

KI: Your work has been categorized as feminist art and recently, to use a fashionable term, as outsider art.

YK: I'm not interested in those categories. Museums try to include me in their group shows of all kinds -- Minimal art, Pop art, women art. But Kusama is Kusama, not anything else.

KI: Ever since you left for the United States alone in 1957, you have led quite an unconventional life, particularly for a woman from a wealthy family in a conservative rural town in the postwar Japan. Why do you think you could do that?

YK: The environment was so conservative that I fought to get out. Growing up, I was constantly told to behave appropriately as a girl. When I wanted to get a driver's license, my mother said that I could get a chauffeured car if I married well. When I said I wanted to be a painter, she told me to be an art collector instead. But I was not discouraged because I knew I was talented. Before leaving for New York, I burned large paintings I had done because I knew I would produce much better ones in New York. They could be worth $6 million now. I was that intense and determined.

I mentioned the nuts thing, yes?

Compared to that, nothing really to say about Greg Ruth, except that he wrote and illustrated a Matrix story that, like most of the material at the site, is as good as the film if not better. They make it look so easy, too.

Um, so last night, did anybody else's blog. . .

. . . burst into song?

The page just looks lyrics-heavy lately for some reason.

Everyone
stops and stares at [Buffy], then comes to life in a flurry of agreement,
talking over each other in their excitement to share. 
[And although I'm sure this was cool on the home theater sound system
(yes, I'm still bitter, shut the hell up), the 3" speaker on my tv made
most of the following sound like "Rhubarb."]

XANDER
Merciful
Zeus!

WILLOW
We thought it was just us!

GILES
Well, I sang but I had my
guitar at the hotel...

TARA
It was bizarre. We were talking and then it was
like-

BUFFY
Like you were in a musical!

GILES
That would explain the huge
backing orchestra I couldn't see and the synchronized dancing from the room
service chaps.

WILLOW
We did a whole duet about dish washing.

ANYA
And we
were arguing and then everything rhymed and there were harmonies and the
dance with coconuts.

WILLOW
There was an entire verse about the
cous-cous.

XANDER
It was very disturbing.


GILES
(to Buffy)
What did you
sing about?

BUFFY
(evasive)
I don't remember. But it seemed perfectly
normal.

XANDER
But disturbing and not the natural order of things. And do
you think it'll happen again?

GILES
I don't know. I should look into
it.

WILLOW
With the books.

TARA
Do we have any books on
this?

XANDER
Well, we just gotta break it down. Look at the factors before
it happens again because I for one-

GILES
(Æ)
I've got a theory,
That it's
a demon,
A dancing demon-
No, something isn't right there.

Why yes, the Once More, With Feeling soundtrack can be ordered from Amazon. Why do you ask?

September 16, 2002

Friday Night Jam on a Monday afternoon

Never liked Bob Greene, anyway.

Now Bob Wall (scroll or search), him I liked. Always preferred 'GCI to 'BMX, which probably means something. No clue what, though.

You can relive those thrilling days of yesteryear, though.

Back To WBMX 102.7 FM – Julian Jumpin Perez
Rockin Down The House
I Love How You Feel
Jack Your Body
. . .

All I needed to see, thanks. If I never, ever have to hear a mix featuring Jack Your Body again. . .

Yeah, it's still radio day. Shut the hell up.

Trivia: WBMX stood for Black Music Experience. WVON was the Voice of the Negro. Still is, I suppose, but even when I'm in the city I don't listen to 'em. . .

Want to know more? See Rebecca Ortiz' What Really Happened At WBMX, an antidote to my unrelenting negativism. As a bonus, there's a brief, Chicago-biased history of house music.

You thought it was dead. You even mourned its absence. But whoever told you disco died was lying. Well they weren't necessarily lying - they were just misinformed. You see disco never died; it just descended. Now you might be asking yourself what could the bellbottom wearing, afro-fabulous, Saturday Night Fever-living-times have "descended" in to? In one sentence? One of the greatest elements of Chicago's history--house music.

You can even hear some mixes from back in the day, but I'm terrified one of them will include Jack. . . can't even type it. Sorry. Flashbacks.

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Never coming to a theater near you

More's the pity.

Since it's movies day, and I can't go five minutes without mentioning something I read in Bitch, I will tempt you with tales of Naturally Native:

Naturally Native follows the lives, loves, pain, joy and relationships of three sisters as they attempt to start their own business. Of American Indian ancestry, but adopted by white foster parents as young children, each sister has her own identity issues and each has chosen a very different career path. Now dedicated to starting a Native cosmetic business, they attempt to overcome obstacles both in the business world and in the home. A touching love story of family and culture, Naturally Native also interweaves a subtle, but strong wake-up call regarding the treatment of Native people in corporate America. Naturally Native also provides some insight into tribal infrastructure and gaming issues.

If you're dismissively sneering "chick movie" at this point, please consider that Spirited Away is a just a cartoon, and the Gamera flick is guys in rubber monster suits. So you maybe wanna consider shutting the hell up.

A Red-Horse Native production, Naturally Native is the first film about Native American women written, directed, produced and starring Native American women. Co-directed by Valerie Red-Horse and Jennifer Wynne Farmer ("Pumpkin Man"), the film stars Valerie Red-Horse ("The Secret of Lizard Woman"), Irene Bedard ("Lakota Woman: Siege at Wounded Knee"), Kimberly Norris (TNT's Geronimo), Pato Hoffmann (TNT's Geronimo), Mark Abbott ("Squanto: A Warrior's Tale"), Collin Bernsen (Cover Me) and Mary Kay Place (The Rainmaker). The film was written and produced by Valerie Red-Horse, executive produced by Dawn Jackson and Co-produced by Yvonne Russo. The director of photography was Bruce Finn, the production designer was Kee Miller and the editor was Lorraine Salk. Naturally Native was shot in the Los Angeles area in October and November 1997 with a total of 19 shooting days.

Links added here and there. This is all one big bookmarks list for me, you know.

The article in Bitch mentions:

The New Indian Cinema is in its adolescence; as with any indie movement, the current crop of Native-tghememd films ranges from sophomoric to brilliant (Johnny Greyeyes and Naturally Native are the latter).

Which might sound harsh, except for those of us who tried and failed to sit through any of Oscar Micheaux's films.

Want to hear more? The soundtrack for the film is available at Amazon, although the movie itself is not. You can also hear bits of the soundtrack at the official site, if, unlike me, you have a working Shockwave install.

September 15, 2002

True, I hate cross-marketing, but still. . .

Mentioned online comics/dotcomics in the comments a day or two back. I left out Dark Horse's eComics, because I don't think I was aware of them. Or I have a brain disease, but let's go with the former explanation.

There are several Buffy eComics, which normally I'd be interested in. The one I randomly started reading, Haunted, starts off with cameo appearances by Angel and Faith, which should make it even more interesting to the fans. The few who, y'know, heard about any of it.

Although there is a Printed Matter category over at WHEDONesque (and I was all ready to bitch about them linking to the Chicago Tribune registration-required version of a story originally from the Washington Post, until I tried finding said story on the Post's site. . .), it's fairly sparse. Which seems odd, since the comic is often written by the show's actors, writers or, y'know, creator.

Maybe the folks at WHEDONesque don't care for the art, either.

Or comics just get no respect.

Or I'm not awake yet.

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September 13, 2002

All over the world

In the "Know Your Audience" department, there's an update at Nerdbait.com:

Nerdbait History: WebCam Style
A blonde woman, late twenties, wearing a white baby-tee and a pair of painted-on jeans, was passed out on the sidewalk. She was being attended by two gentlemen who looked like a cross between members of the Red Hot Chili Peppers and extras from Deliverance.

Go on, they don't bite.

Insert traditional follow-up line here.

This Modern World links to Pen-Elayne on the web, another person I know only from USENET, but who often served as the Voice of Reason. Plus, she's a firehead, so she has to be cool.

Dwayne McDuffie reports that, well, I'll let him tell it:

I just found out that my episode of the new Kids WB series, "What's New Scooby Doo?" will air Saturday, November 2 at 7:30 or 8:30 AM (check local listings). It's called "Roller Ghoster Ride!" I'll remind you again when we're closer to the air date.

The brothas takin' over. Today, Scooby-Doo, tomorrow, the world!

Ok, maybe not. . .

And yes, Casey Kasem (birth name: Kemal Amin Kasem) returns as the One True Shaggy. Norville? Is that canon?

Birth name mentioned so the warbloggers know not to let their children watch the show. Wouldn't want them growing up thinking them Ay-rabs are worthy of respect, after all.

Anyone with the Johnny Bravo/Scooby Doo crossover episode as an avi or somesuch, shoot me an email.

Fanboys are so pathetic, aren't wethey?

I remind you that Babyhead Magazine should be out -- never check New Comic Book Releases List because I only think I have disposable income -- and the preview looks quite nice.

Too much comics and cartoon stuff. At Divanation's site, saw that Patty actually is getting married since Pointy Teeth is playing the wedding, and that they're doing a show with Fangoria. Nothing to do with the horror mag, shut up. They have mp3s available, find out for yourself what their sound is. I so suck at describing music it's not remotely humorous.

Oh, and:

Eternamente Inocente, el videoclip producido por  Esferobite ha ganado el premio del público al Mejor Videoclip nacional que otorga la MTV en España dentro del "Festival de cortometrajes de las Islas Baleares". Esferobite dan las gracias a todos aquellos que les habéis votado.

Come on, there are enough cognates that even us non-speakers can follow along. . .

September 7, 2002

there's more kitties in the world than just Miamo-Tutti

Slight edits so as not to give frighten off the children too soon.

1. Has Saddam Hussein been as evil as mainstream media says? Domestically? Internationally?

He is as evil as they come, ranking with Suharto and other monsters of the modern era. No one would want to be within his reach. But fortunately, his reach does not extend very far.

Internationally, Saddam invaded Iran [. . .], and when that war was going badly turned to chemical weapons [. . .]. He invaded Kuwait and was quickly driven out.

Saddam's worst crimes, by far, have been domestic, including the use of chemical weapons against Kurds and a huge slaughter of Kurds in the late 80s, barbaric torture, and every other ugly crime you can imagine. These are at the top of the list of terrible crimes for which he is now condemned, rightly. It's useful to ask how frequently the impassioned denunciations and eloquent expressions of outrage are accompanied by three little words: "with our help."

Oh, the excised bits just mentioned how Saddam's earlier crimes were committed with Western support. The sort of thing Chomsky insists on mentioning on a regular basis, even when he's not being fed softball questions by ZNet's Michael Albert.

Saw this earlier, figured it wasn't going to help, then spotted a link at dangerousmeta and figured screw it.

Considering the source, you may safely ignore anything which conflicts with your comfort zone. Instead, express shock and amazement that Chomsky says that Saddam Hussein is a bad person, and pretend that he hasn't been saying the same thing for several years.

They also link to an article about the Patricia Meili - Matias Reyes - Central Park incident, although they refrain from giving her name, instead listing the alleged attackers. Mention is made of their confessions, which really settles the matter. Coerced confessions only happen in television shows and in other countries. Not here. Never, ever here.

Besides, the article appears in that bastion of theliberalmedia, the New York Times, so you may safely ignore anything which conflicts with your comfort zone. And one day you, too, can be a warblogger.

If you're really good, you get a name with "-Pundit" at the end.

September 4, 2002

Meet Jack Skellington

See, I didn't even know the library system had DVDs. And was too stupid to ask. Passed on the Akira Special Edition and checked out Nightmare Before Christmas instead. Haven't seen it since it came out, which was back in 1993 according to IMDB. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Also didn't realize my neighborhood has a web site. They make it sound considerably more interesting than is actually the case.

The anti-Minnesota stuff is boring, isn't it? I'd stop, but it's all true. YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH.

Site hasn't been updated in the last few months, at least, as it still lists the sadly de-funked Loring Cafe under Fine Dining. That link goes to the site for the new location, in Dinkytown. But "Dinkytown Cafe" just doesn't have the same ring, you know?

The library there doesn't have anywhere near as extensive a video collection as the one in Uptown, although both curiously have Neon Genesis Evangelion tapes. . .

Want to know more? Save hours of time by reading ToastyFrog Thumbnail Theatres instead of actually watching NGE or Akira (although I hear the DVD has a new, better dub). Browse the Google Directory listing for Nightmare Before Christmas. Virtually wander Minneapolis with the Phototour. And leave me alone, I'm trying to watch a movie here.

August 28, 2002

The End of the WEF is nigh

die puny humans

warren ellis speaks clever

If you need more explanation, you probably wouldn't be interested to begin with.

Oh, all right. Warren sez:

die puny humans is my newsmine. I wanted a place to put my research that was accessible, searchable, and, crucially, not cluttering up my bloody computer. This is it. Means I can get to my stuff from anywhere with a web connection. Anything I find on my daily trawls around the web that interests me goes up here.

Now if he just gets rid of that top frame. . .

August 25, 2002

From Deep Inside Her

Am listening to an old mix tape I never got 'round to sending (was it for Alex?), because I suck. Think I managed to kill Scrawl, although I did get to see 'em live once. Beezus I know broke up, but deny responsibility. As both groups had actual talent rather than relying on T&A, neither achieved the success of [insert pop tart of the moment here]. Stupid Americans.

Anyway, you can get a Beezus single for fifty cents from Parasol, if you're a dino like me and actually own a turntable. Otherwise, there's EMusic. Who I can no longer download stuff I bought and paid for from, since I don't have a subscription. They're getting a nasty email one of these days.

Oh yeah, and listen to Women in Music with Laney Goodman. It does tend towards granola, compared to the old "She's Actual Size" show on WEFT, but don't let my ignorant prejudices stop you. And I'm sure there are some people who just can't get enough of female folk singer/songwriters with guitars. . .