El Gecko Home Page of Doom!

Lizz, the Teenie Beanie Baby

Pathetic mortal fools, El Gecko is here to devour your souls!

Who dares disturb the rest of El Gecko, Lizard of the Apocalypse?

El Gecko is the Lizard Messiah, and he plays it left hand! You're either on or off the bus, Earthlings! Gecko, he don't care!

Feed the Realtors to El Gecko!

The Century 21 scum must die!

The RE/MAX balloon bastards must pay!

El Gecko wants the new cds from Björk, Tori Amos, and ani difranco, and El Gecko wants them now!

There's only one thing in the world more terrifying than El Gecko.

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