Yeah, I know, inconsistent with how the other pages are titled. Give us a break, love, we're making this up as we go along.
Any road up, this is where older, ah, essays, from the today link may be found. I expect this method of navigating will become ungainly within a week, and will have to be replaced.
Sunday, May 28, 2000: Windy Shitty Times
Wednesday, July 19, 2000: Drop Dead, Gorgeous
Sunday, July 23, 2000: Reality Distortion Field in Full Effect
Monday, July 24, 2000: Free polyfoam padding, free installation, and no installment payments for 60 days
Thursday, August 24, 2000: You'll Soon Have Dick Cheney to Kick Around Some More
Wednesday, October 18, 2000: Ok, maybe leave one child behind
Tuesday, October 24, 2000: One man's terrorist is another man's Nobel Prize Laureate
Thursday, November 2, 2000: Working Papers in Uppity Negritude (I)
Friday, November 3, 2000: Sins of Youth
Saturday, November 4, 2000: Jill Hennessy as you've quite possibly seen her before
Wednesday, November 8, 2000: Oh, go on, get snippy about it, dumbass
Thursday, November 9, 2000: Not quite every vote counts
Friday, November 10, 2000: Your (possible) President is (possibly) not a crook
Wednesday, January 23, 2001: Nim Chimpsky is smarter than Dubya
Wednesday, February 3, 2001: Check and turn the signal to the left
Friday, February 16, 2001: Or you could just say "Queer"
Tuesday, February 20, 2001: Actually, you're not on the guest list
Thursday, March 1, 2001: Has that little plastic castle always been there?
Friday, March 2, 2001: To Be Dumb, Shiftless and Black
Saturday, March 3, 2001: Camille Paglia, Fucking White Oppressor
Sunday, March 4, 2001: Loud indignity
Monday, March 5, 2001: She got destiny, she got supremacy
Tuesday, March 6, 2001: Alcoholic, Symbiotic, Melancholic, Patriotic
Wednesday, March 7, 2001: The best 4AD band that never signed to 4AD
Saturday, March 10, 2001: Help him find the funk
Monday, May 28, 2001: Memorial Day
Thursday, June 14, 2001: Flag Day, 2001
Friday, June 15, 2001: Art Babe
Tuesday, June 19, 2001: Juneteenth, 2001
Saturday, June 23, 2001: Pride Weekend, 2001
Sunday, July 1, 2001: Hence, the term slave name
Tuesday, August 21, 2001: There's always Holidazzle to look forward to
Tuesday, August 28, 2001: World Conference against Racism, Racial Discrimination, Xenophobia and Related Intolerance
Thursday, September 27, 2001: Nos divertimos, ¿verdad?
Friday, October 5, 2001: U People's Network
Saturday, October 20, 2001: Discorso musica, I'd follow anywhere
Friday, November 9, 2001: They got more employees than I got cousins
Friday, December 21, 2001: Winter Solstice, 2001
Tuesday, January 15, 2002: MLK Day (orthodox Geek observance)
Monday, February 4, 2002: My New Updating Technique Is Unstoppable!
Tuesday, February 5, 2002: Why don't you just stick your head out and have a peek?
Friday, February 8, 2002: Mess with Texas
Tuesday, February 12, 2002: I freed the what?
Wednesday, February 13, 2002: Governor Ventura is walking
Tuesday, February 26, 2002: Epton. . . Before it's too late
Sunday, March 3, 2002: Thatcher's Boot Boy
Thursday, March 7, 2002: Shine it up real nice, turn it sideways. . .
Thursday, March 14, 2002: That's not a bad thing. That's a good thing.
Wednesday, April 10, 2002: Oh, quit yer whining
Tuesday, April 16, 2002: don't know what the fuck he's talking about
Monday, April 22, 2002: Earth Day. Yay Earth.
Friday, April 26, 2002: Trina Shoemaker is the center of the Universe
Monday, April 29, 2002: So what have we learned, Charlie Brown?
Saturday, May 4, 2002: Cinco de Mayo Eve
Monday, May 6, 2002: "Discussion"? What "discussion"?
Wednesday, May 15, 2002: Sparkwood & 21
Sunday, May 19, 2002: My Anti-Drug is slitting my wrists
Tuesday, May 21, 2002: Love will bring you to your gift
Friday, May 24, 2002: Death is your gift
Tuesday, May 28, 2002: Woke up in my clothes again this morning
Wednesday, May 29, 2002: Big Trouble on Little Triton
Friday, May 31, 2002: I am no ghost, just a shell
Monday, June 3, 2002: Fold your hands child, you walk like a peasant
Thursday, June 6, 2002: His hate is real. But he is not.
Sunday, June 9, 2002: I leave you to your moosey fate
Negro what? Negro where? Negro when? Negro today.
Son, wipe
your feet.
